Cross-Eyed and Wiggin' Out

As I was looking at the monitor of my computer today, it just hit me. You know the feeling, the weight that suddenly pushes down on your shoulders, and your eyelids starting to droop lower and lower. It also doesn't help that my office isn't connected to an air conditioning system, and so the heat of the afternoon starts to do it. Your eyes lose focus, and you start to slouch down in the chair. That's when it hit me. I'm cross-eyed and wiggin' out today. Oh, for some relief from the heat. Maybe tonight I'll just enjoy some kind of frozen treat. So tonight, for all of you who feel the same way, run to the local grocery store and buy some frozen ice cream or cold treat and join me in the battle against the cross-eyed and wigged out people who often invade our bodies.